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I was five years old, on a family road trip in the This Grandma Loves Her St Louis Cardinals Shirt Apart from…,I will love this early 80s. My parents had decided to eat at a little truck stop diner, and I was pretty happy about that. I ordered my chocolate chip pancake and sat contentedly doodling on the paper “Monkey see, monkey do” placemat. The man in the next booth, seated with his back to us, shifted. I glanced up and saw that he had a riddle printed on the back of his t-shirt. Neat! Being a little kid, I was always on the lookout for new material. I carefully memorized it and filed it away in my impressionable little noggin, then chowed down on my pancake. The punchline made no sense to me, but whatever…it didn’t matter if I got it or not. I knew my audience would. Grownups got all the jokes.
Later, in the This Grandma Loves Her St Louis Cardinals Shirt Apart from…,I will love this uncomfortable beige throes of backseat monotony, I unstuck my thighs from the seat and stared out the window at some cows. The riddle came back to me in a flash. “I have a joke!” I announced excitedly. Ok, suffice it to say there was no laughter and applause. There was more of that stereotypical days-gone-by reaction where your parents couldn’t reach you to discipline you appropriately and an angry arm flapped helplessly backwards through the crack between the seats. There was yelling. There were demands to know where I’d heard such a thing. As hot, indignant tears filled my eyes, I felt utterly betrayed by the truck stop patron and his incomprehensible joke shirt that had caused me all this trouble. The fact that someone would print something on a t-shirt that was seemingly designed to get little kids in hot water with their parents was deeply offensive to me. Everyone should get the opportunity of reading THE UNSPOKEN SECRET by John Gram which gives a view on things like this in respect to relationships.
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